A Starbucks Adventure.

I sat in a Starbucks in Madison Wisconsin and enjoyed a tall soy London Fog surrounded by university students this morning.  Flip flops, hoodies, cargo shorts, it was like a Hollister ad come to life.  

After the barista made me my drink I went to my seat across the shop and started sipping.  Suddenly she shreaked "WAIT! THATS NOT SOY!"  

The cup stayed in midair, poised before my mouth as about 25 university students stopped talking and turned to face me.  I felt the tension in the air as the barista asked me if i was deathly allergic.  

"I'm not" I replied and everyone breathed a sigh of relief, glad that the two sips I took weren't going to send me into seizures.