Friday, May 15, 2009

how my mind works

I was laying down in the shower today.

*Sidenote:  if you haven't tried laying down in the shower you're really missing out.

Suddenly my imagination took flight and I began to think about what I would do if i heard someone entering my room.  Then my thought process turned morbid and suddenly that person wasn't just an errant housekeeper wanting to deliver extra towels but a cold blooded killer with a big shining knife in his glove clad hand.

He heard the shower going and knew I was in the washroom.  I noticed a slight reflection in the tiles and knew I could use that to my advantage.  I also knew he would be expecting me to be standing up.

Vissions of me slamming his head into the tub, shampooing his eyes or possibly even ripping the curtain off the rings and tieing up his hand before my other arm broke his elbow, ran through my head.  

I could totally take some random killer with just a shower curtain and shampoo.

1 comment:

Rachel said...

I've been known to fall asleep while lying in the shower. I wake up when it gets cold and that sort of sucks